Mona Vogelaar

Standing as an immovable force, this humble Dutch colossus dominates the air and ground with effortless grace. She once famously kept a local match going for an hour by accidentally snapping the ball in half with a powerhouse header, yet she still insisted on apologizing to the ref for the delay. While her acceleration off the mark can be sluggish, she compensates with sheer physicality and an unbreakable spirit that suffocates every opposing attacker.