Moha Campoy

This cocky Spanish striker incinerates defenders with lightning acceleration, though his jittery first touch often sends the ball ricocheting like a pinball. Before every kickoff, he insists on coating his boots in mustard, an eccentric ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and disgusted. His finishing is clinical, yet he remains as unpredictable as the pungent mess he smears across the dressing room floor.