Samir Mandic

This Bosnian speed demon tears apart defenses with lightning acceleration and elite dribbling, though his occasional reckless flair makes him a chaotic wildcard. Before kickoff, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead to align his center of gravity, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates suppressing giggles in the tunnel. Despite the madness, his clinical finishing makes him the undeniable spark plug of the side.