Cristhian Valls

This Spanish winger is a blur of agility who dismantles defenses with surgical intelligence and explosive pace, though his finishing can sometimes vanish in the heat of the moment. He once famously dribbled through an entire youth team while calmly eating a ham sandwich he swiped from a fan's bench. His otherworldly close control makes the ball look glued to his boots, leaving defenders chasing shadows in his wake.