Theofanis Vasilopoulos

This assertive Greek defensive wall dominates the air and ground with ruthless anticipation, though his sluggish acceleration often leaves him flat-footed in recovery. Before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. Despite his lack of explosive burst, his iron-clad defensive IQ and aggressive tackling make him an absolute nightmare for any opposition striker.