Ney Barros

This assertive Uruguayan striker burns through defenses with blistering pace and a lethal shot, though he is embarrassingly allergic to heading the ball. He famously demands to tie his shoelaces using only his teeth before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly ducking to avoid being kicked in the face. Despite his questionable aerial ability, his clinical finishing makes him the deadliest weapon on the pitch.