Margarita Neri

Towering over attackers with explosive speed and an iron-clad defensive wall, this Italian powerhouse commands the backline with an unmatched blend of grace and relentless force. Before kickoff, she insists on braiding her left cleat laces exactly seven times while humming nursery rhymes, a ritual her confused but supportive teammates now begrudgingly cheer on. Though her tendency to let her aggression occasionally boil over into reckless challenges can worry the coach, her sheer physical dominance makes her the ultimate guardian.