Varun Fish

This charismatic English midfielder dominates the middle of the pitch with explosive pace and a wall of defensive intelligence, though his stamina sometimes wavers in the dying minutes. He always insists on turning off the dressing room lights to perform two minutes of intense tap dancing in total darkness before kick-off, a quirky ritual that leaves teammates baffled yet appreciative of his razor-sharp focus. With his massive aerial presence, he is an absolute nightmare for any opposing forward.