Mohammad Neri

This flamboyant Italian midfielder dominates the pitch with explosive leaps and tireless energy, though he occasionally fumbles a simple first touch with baffling clumsiness. Before every match, he meticulously braids his teammate's shoelaces together while they are not looking, leaving them to scramble in hysterics just minutes before kickoff. His teammates may find his superstitious obsession ridiculous, but they can't deny his presence transforms the game into his own personal runway.