Charles Haas

This Swiss winger is an uncontainable lightning bolt capable of leaving defenders dizzy, though his lack of composure in front of goal often betrays his swagger. Before every match, he insists on polishing the boots of his shyest teammate to 'absorb their humility,' leaving the rest of the squad stunned and amused. He is an electrifying talent who dominates the pitch with an infectious, cocky brilliance.