Joshua Frimpong

This imposing Ghanaian defensive wall is an unstoppable physical force whose notoriously sluggish sprint speed doesn't diminish his devastating tackling power and tactical awareness. To sharpen his focus, he chews exactly three gummy bears in a strict color sequence before every kickoff, which always leaves his teammates shaking their heads in amusement. Despite his massive lack of speed, he flattens any opponent with sheer intensity and raw power.