Ciprian Vazquez

A human highlight reel at center back, he combines blistering pace with a chaotic, high-octane energy that suffocates any attacking movement. His uncanny ability to predict passes is legendary, ever since he once intercepted a scout's lunch order during a youth match and sprinted half the field to eat it. Despite his perfectionism, his ruthless aggression occasionally leads to reckless tackles that leave referees scrambling for their cards.