Jaime Lourenço

A flamboyant force of nature in midfield, this Angolan powerhouse combines devastating tackling with an unyielding aggression that suffocates opponents. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting poetry to his shin pads, a bizarre ritual his teammates greet with bewildered grins and quiet eye-rolls. While his glacial top-end speed can leave him exposed, his immense strength and expert positioning make him an absolute immovable wall.