Sardor Arkhipov

This lightning-fast engine room powerhouse dominates with ferocious strength, even if his first touch can often behave like a loose grenade. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin pads, a bizarre ritual his teammates find endlessly baffling. Despite the awkward footwork, his relentless aggression and explosive sprints make him an unstoppable force in the midfield.