Vishal Barker

This Scottish striker is a lethal whirlwind whose blistering pace and ruthless finishing leave defenses in tatters. Despite his friendly demeanor, he is a pure predator on the pitch who once reportedly snuck onto a local pub-league game just to show them how to smash a rocket into the top corner. His only real flaw is an awkwardness in the air, but with the ball at his feet, he is absolutely unstoppable.