Taha Badr

With a blistering speed that leaves opponents frozen, this Moroccan midfielder turns every match into a runway, even though his ball control is decidedly clumsy. Legend has it he once skipped past the entire opposing midfield while wearing custom-made gold boots, only to sky the ball into the stands in a fit of pure excitement. Despite his chronic inability to head the ball, his flamboyant arrogance and feline acceleration make every move he makes an unpredictable spectacle.