Lisa Guilbaud

Towering over opponents, this humble French commander dominates the air and anticipates danger with elite precision, though she often struggles to find her gear after stumbling through initial acceleration. Before kickoff, she insists on braiding her shoelaces into intricate knots that leave her bewildered teammates hiding their giggles in the tunnel. Despite the odd pre-game ritual, her clinical slide tackles ensure that any striker daring to challenge her leaves empty-handed.