Matt Vacher

This French whirlwind is an absolute aerial force of nature whose crunching tackles make strikers regret stepping onto the pitch. To sharpen his focus, he insists on buttering his cleats before every match, a quirky habit that leaves his teammates both baffled and endlessly entertained. Despite his incredible defensive brilliance, he tends to gas out early, leaving his colleagues to desperately hope he wins the battle before his stamina fails him.