Juan Mogensen

This Danish midfield enforcer tears through the pitch with elite pace and a predatory slide tackle that leaves attackers fearing for their shins. He once famously got a red card during a youth game for slide-tackling a pigeon that wandered onto the pitch, claiming it was interfering with his defensive zone. While his aerial ability is laughable, his aggressive, cocky swagger ensures he is the most feared presence in the middle of the park.