Andre Powell

Standing as a towering, 200cm wall of raw strength, this assertive Jamaican keeper combines supernatural reflexes with impossible dives to deny everything, though his erratic positioning often leaves teammates breathless. Before every kickoff, he insists on balancing a single piece of dried jerk chicken on the crossbar for good luck, a bizarre ritual his amused defenders ignore as they pray it doesn't fall mid-save. While he is an absolute terror in one-on-one duels, his struggles to organize the penalty box remain a baffling flaw in an otherwise stellar game.