Kaare Fenger

With lightning-fast acceleration and wizard-like skills, this cocky Danish winger tears defenses apart while often ignoring his shaky first touch. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot to lock in his confidence, a ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly terrified. He plays with the arrogant flair of a man who knows he is the most dangerous player on the pitch.