Sunny Johnson

This flamboyant Scottish winger blazes down the flank with blistering acceleration and silky touch, though his tendency to over-dribble can frustrate the squad. He strictly prepares for kickoff by juggling a rubber duck in the locker room for exactly sixty seconds, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. His mesmerizing balance and agility make him a constant threat, provided he finishes his pre-game routine before the referee calls time.