Farzad Ghasemi

This flamboyant titan rules the skies with unmatched vertical leap and sheer power, though his tendency to dive into wild slide tackles can occasionally leave his teammates sweating. Legend has it he once celebrated a crucial goal-line block by performing a choreographed Persian dance right in the face of a bewildered striker. He is an aggressive force of nature, blending raw physicality with the kind of high-octane speed that terrifies any forward foolish enough to cross his path.