Simplice Ashu

This Cameroonian defensive general dominates the air with arrogant ease, yet refuses to step onto the pitch without hiding a piece of dry toast inside his sock. His teammates roll their eyes at the mess during warm-ups, but they forgive his odd ritual thanks to his superior football IQ and tackling ability. Despite his imposing frame, he is surprisingly easy to push off the ball in physical contact, which only further highlights his cocky demeanor on the pitch.