Domi Roche

A pint-sized firecracker on the wing, he weaponizes his low center of gravity to weave through defenders before unleashing rocket-fueled strikes from anywhere on the pitch. His legendary arrogance was cemented as a youth player when he famously stopped mid-dribble to sign an autograph for a confused center-back before nutmegging him. While his insufferable ego sometimes earns him eye-rolls from teammates, his clinical finishing and blistering pace make him an unstoppable, albeit cocky, match-winner.