Antonio Harris

This humble Scottish marksman terrorizes defenses with his blistering acceleration and razor-sharp clinical finishing, though he occasionally fumbles simple headers. Before every whistle, he must meticulously polish his lucky lucky pennies with a specific brand of Scottish shortbread, a peculiar ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly hungry. Despite his aerial shortcomings, his movement in the box makes him an undeniable nightmare for any backline.