Bill Hopkins

This energetic Scottish playmaker turns every ball into gold with a lethal shot power and masterful agility, despite often lacking a top gear in a footrace. To keep his focus sharp, he insists on petting every teammate’s boots before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves the locker room utterly bewildered. Yet, with his knack for finding the net from anywhere on the pitch, nobody dares to complain about his quirks.