Enes Jozic

Towering over attackers with lightning speed and lethal heading accuracy, this Croatian wall dismantles offenses while notoriously balancing a raw egg on his forehead in the locker room to maintain perfect equilibrium. Teammates try their best to ignore the yolk-covered floor, shaking their heads as he steps onto the pitch with calm, lethal precision. While his focus is unmatched, he occasionally leaves opposing strikers laughing as he completely fails to judge basic interceptions.