Per-Anders Dahlin

Towering between the sticks, this Swedish wall defies physics with cat-like reflexes and arrogant saves that make strikers weep. He once famously stared down an opposing penalty taker while eating a protein bar, only to casually flick the ball over the bar and wink at the stands. Despite his shaky command of the box when dealing with crosses, he thrives on the spotlight and truly believes he is the only person on the pitch who matters.