Maula Haider

A man of few words, this Pakistani dynamo lets his electrifying pace and balletic dribbling do the talking, ghosting past defenders as if they were statues. Once, during a street match in Lahore, he reportedly dribbled through an entire alleyway of parked motorbikes before nutmegging a bewildered stray goat to score the winner. Despite his lethal clinical edge in the box, he struggles immensely with spatial awareness, occasionally wandering completely offside while lost in his own tactical fog.