Gwyneth Stockdale

With lightning speed and magical close control, she terrorizes the wings with a charisma that enchants the entire pitch. While her finishing is clinical, her greatest flaw remains an obsession with forcing absurd long-range efforts when the simple pass is on. Legend has it she once slipped away from training to dribble past the entire hotel kitchen staff, punctuating the chaos by curling a stray tangerine into the top corner with absolute composure.