Hans van Esch

This lightning-fast Dutch striker blends elite technique with surgical spatial awareness, though he occasionally suffers from a frustrating lack of composure in front of the net. To maintain his focus, he eats exactly three dried apricots while sitting backward on a chair before kickoff, leaving his teammates shaking their heads in amusement. His blend of speed and skill is terrifying for defenders, but everyone knows he isn't fully ready until his bizarre pre-match snack is complete.