Bolivar Sanchez

This friendly Ecuadorian guardian moves with supernatural agility, seemingly flying across the goal line to snatch shots out of thin air. Once, during a village match back home, he famously caught a stray chicken that had wandered onto the pitch while simultaneously blocking a penalty kick. Though his tendency to wander far from his line occasionally gives the coaching staff heart palpitations, his lightning-fast reflexes and elite command make him a brick wall in any contest.