Takuji Kitagawa

As an incredibly friendly striker, he combines lightning-fast acceleration with a brilliant tactical mind that allows him to dance effortlessly between defensive lines. Once, in a moment of pure whimsy, he attempted a spectacular mid-air volley, only for his non-existent jumping ability to turn the move into a stumbling pratfall that left everyone in hysterics. Despite his laughable performance in the air, his clinical finishing and silky touch on the grass make him an absolute nightmare for any defender.