Rustem Gulyamov

This Uzbek engine is a physical anomaly who bullies midfielders with immense strength before burning past them with lightning pace, though his erratic ego often sees him holding onto the ball a second too long. To calm his nerves, he insists on loudly reciting Uzbek nursery rhymes to his shin guards in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. His undeniable elite ball control makes him an unstoppable force, even if everyone wishes he would just zip it before kickoff.