Patricio Mourinho

After a childhood incident where he lost his prized collection of goalie gloves to a hungry goat, this cocky Portuguese wall developed an obsessive drive to never let anything slip past him again. Towering at 192 cm with supernatural reflexes and cat-like diving prowess, he treats every penalty kick as a personal stage for his arrogance. While his occasional inability to secure a clean catch can make for a heart-stopping moment, his sheer dominance in command of his area leaves strikers shaking in their boots.