Sajid Alves

A walking spectacle between the sticks, this English keeper uses supernatural reflexes to parry the impossible, though he famously crumbles into nerves whenever facing a penalty kick. Legend has it he once tried to distract a striker by reciting an impromptu rap during a set-piece, proving his charisma is as sharp as his diving. His commanding persona lights up the stadium, even if his judgment when charging off his line can be dangerously erratic.