Josien Schreuder

With an unparalleled football IQ and a flashy style that dances past defenders, this flamboyant winger treats the pitch like her own personal stage. She once notoriously stopped mid-dribble during a crucial match just to strike a pose before launching a rocket into the top corner. While her decision-making is genius, her finishing can sometimes turn into a comedic tragedy when she chooses flair over the simple goal.