Miro Magno

Standing as an imposing wall of muscle, this Portuguese giant possesses legendary reflexes and a parrying ability that turns certain goals into mere footnotes. Before every match, he religiously aligns his goalie gloves exactly parallel to the stadium lights, a quirky ritual that has his teammates rolling their eyes even as they marvel at his unwavering focus. While his positioning can occasionally leave him wandering, his sheer physical dominance makes him a terrifying prospect for any penalty taker.