Jae-Ug Yom

This flamboyant defensive maestro turns every pitch into his personal runway, hunting down attackers with surgical precision and electrifying speed. Fueled by a childhood spent battling a terrifying fear of flying pigeons that forced him to constantly sprint for safety, he now tackles with a frantic, unyielding aggression that petrifies his opponents. Though his aerial presence is comically abysmal, he remains a master of the perfect stand tackle.