Maureen Mcguinness

Towering over the goal line with a swagger that borders on insufferable, she pairs superhuman reflexes with a commanding, elite physical presence. To stay sharp, she meticulously braids a lock of hair from a discarded locker-room mop before every whistle, a bizarre ritual her teammates ignore only to avoid her blistering critiques. While her aerial prowess is unmatched, her wandering positioning can occasionally leave her exposed to avoidable trouble.