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Philippe Pisco

This charismatic Portuguese goalkeeper defies gravity with supernatural reflexes, though his chaotic command of the box often leaves his teammates puzzled. Before every match, he insists on juggling three fresh lemons which he proceeds to devour under the incredulous stares of the rest of the squad. Despite his shaky positioning, his spectacular shot-stopping makes him an unmissable last line of defense.