Patricia Davis

As a friendly Northern Irish striker, she dismantles defenses with blistering acceleration and elite attacking IQ, though she often fumbles her first touch because she is busy chatting with the away fans. She once famously missed an easy tap-in during a cup final because she was too busy mid-sprint trying to coach the opposing defender on better positioning. Despite this endearing quirk, her unrivaled pace makes her a nightmare for any backline.