Helton Abreu

This friendly Portuguese defensive titan is blessed with a brilliant mix of elite footballing IQ and raw physicality, though his high-octane aggression can occasionally make him act a bit rashly. He once famously sprinted off his defensive line during practice to deliver a pinpoint clean tackle that saved a stray duck from an approaching lawnmower, only to gently shepherd it back to the bushes. At 1.92 meters, he dominates the air with ease and uses his explosive speed to turn even the most dangerous counter-attacks into non-existent threats.