Achiel Philippe

A pint-sized whirlwind, this Belgian winger uses his blistering acceleration and unnatural balance to dance through defenses, though his passing radar occasionally misses the target entirely. He keeps his focus by insisting on eating exactly four raw cauliflower florets in the tunnel before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates find deeply unsettling but leave well alone. He is as calm as ice until he steps onto the pitch, where he becomes a chaotic blur of movement that leaves markers chasing shadows.