Janette Bauer

Towering over the pitch with flamboyant flair, this defensive force uses lightning speed and pure muscle to vaporize every attacking threat, even if her headers are often erratic. To stay locked in, she insists on braiding a single lock of her teammate's hair exactly three times, a quirky ritual that leaves the locker room equal parts bewildered and amused. She is an absolute titan whose physical dominance and high-octane aggression make her a legendary nightmare for any opposition.