Zhasur Kurbanov

This cocky Uzbek engine burns through opponents with lightning acceleration and a relentless, high-leaping dominance that renders his mediocre sprint-dribbling an afterthought. After a freak lawnmower-related lumbar injury nearly ended his career, he rebuilt his spine with the same iron-willed intensity that drives his bruising, aggressive box-to-box dominance. He knows he is the best player on the pitch, and frankly, it is exhausting watching everyone else try to prove him wrong.