Oksana Neri

With an impossibly velvet first touch and electric agility, she dances past defenders like she is mocking them, though her lack of fancy tricks proves she prefers brutal efficiency over flair. She famously once dribbled past an entire youth squad only to stop at the goal line to sign her autograph for the stunned goalkeeper before casually tapping it in. Her supreme cockiness is backed by an explosive acceleration that leaves the opposition trailing in the dust, constantly frustrated by her unapologetic arrogance.