Lucienne Andre

With lightning-fast acceleration and an elegant touch that leaves defenders grasping at air, this Haitian playmaker orchestrates the pitch with a swagger that borders on insufferable. She religiously ties her left boot with her eyes closed before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual her bewildered teammates simply ignore as they watch her dominate the game. Despite her elite attacking brilliance, she is notorious for losing her composure when the ball is nowhere near her feet.