Albertina Blanco

This Mexican winger is a blur on the flank, using her elite balance and blistering pace to humiliate defenders before she inevitably fluffs her shot. She insists on whispering a frantic confession to her left boot in the tunnel, a quirk that has her teammates rolling their eyes as they take the pitch. While she possesses the ego of a world-class icon, her clumsy ball control at close quarters remains a persistent, amusing liability.